CHEAP! WRETCHEDLY CHEAP!
Hey there, America.

I write #books.

This one is cheap at the moment. Only for the next few days, so snap it up while it’s beautifully affordable.

I’m dark and funny, and this collection of short stories is now less than $2.

Don’t forget to leave a review.

Thanks, America. You’re a rock star.
https://amzn.to/2CTfItV