There’s something totally hypnotic about spirographs. I never liked them when I was a kid. It seemed like a dastardly scheme, concocted by my parents and teachers, to sneak more maths into my personal life.

Of course, I was onto them.

Unfortunately, by the time I gave it a go (almost certainly using the multicoloured click biros that were prevalent at the time) I was a bit old to be starting out with a spirograph.


But now that the world has changed and adults can have colouring books, it might be time to seek out a spirograph video.

*clears throat*

Feel free to turn the volume down. The soundtrack adds nothing.