Watching ‘True Blood’ and eating Doritos might not seem like a Viable lifestyle choice, but I’m here to tell you: it is.

I have spent the day tinkering with my email – it has become remarkably slow and seems to delete items at will, and hold messages in my outbox for weeks at a time.

I have put up a couple of Movie Night posters, taken Tara for a walk to buy some eggs from the roadside, driven all four dogs to the groomers for a foot-tidy, scuttled up to the shop for milk and sugar because I can’t be expected to survive without a surfeit of each, and cleaned the pipes at the Legion.

I have blasted through a major roadblock in Chapter Fourteen as well, but after everything else, I need a little sit down with Rutina Wesley.